Retain Me September 8, 2008Posted by smooregasbord in General.
I’m a big fan of unique jewelry, mostly earrings. However, I draw the line when unique starts bordering on weird. For example, I was flipping through a magazine a couple of weeks ago and came across a retainer necklece. By retainer, yes, I mean the kind that you wear to correct your orthodontic issues. This thing costs $300 and I nearly fell out when I saw that it said, “Hurry, only 3 left.” To each his own, I guess.
Oh, and if you’re wondering about the charm to the right of the retainer, that’s chewed gum.