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TJ Faves: Organic Multiseed Cracker Sticks October 7, 2008

Posted by smooregasbord in Food, General.
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TJs Multiseed Cracker Sticks

These things are the devil.

You open the box and they cry out to you, “Just one more. Nobody’s watching. We’re so low in fat and calories. We taste so good. C’mon, you know you want to eat the w-h-o-l-e box.”

Then, with seeds of all sort jacked up in my teeth, I look to Casey and say, “Take them. Put them away.”

I turn and walk away with shame as he shakes the almost empty box and exclaims, “Guess you’re not hungry for dinner?!”

Shut your piehole, man. I don’t need this kind of ridicule.

Note: This is one of those “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” moments!

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